The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
