No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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