I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Wipe that smile off your face.
the day after is always just damage control
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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