Don't you send me to vm
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh god it's open bar.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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