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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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