Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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