Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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