Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Randomize
