are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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