who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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