She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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