And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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