He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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