Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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