i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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