how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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