So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
