He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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