lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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