sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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