I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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