let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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