And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm like, not good at living.
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