we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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