i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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