Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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