I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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