I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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