i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
it was like eating out sand paper
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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