i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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