return my video game
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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