does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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