I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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Couch. On fire.
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