I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
