i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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