I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Please don't give away my fajitas
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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