You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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