Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You are the jesus of drinking
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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