I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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