i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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