when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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