Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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