whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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