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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.

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A Penis?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(416): View more from Toronto

drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.

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(518): View more from New York

You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.

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