Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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