haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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