i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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