New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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