Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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