Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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